Hatsune Hospitality feat. Hatsune Miku

Well, guess that'll do. This is somewhat of a spiritual successor to my last TF2Jam song, but instead of being about yaoi it's about engineering and Uncle Dane! ------------------------------------ Credits:​ Actors​ Justyn - https://justynart.xyz/ SaintSoftware Wonderland_War SFM Director, SFM Editor, Video Editing, Album Cover Design and Sentence Mixing​ Sour Dani - https://sourdani.dev 2D Animation, Video Editing, Thumbnail Design and Concept​ Peachdalooza - https://linktr.ee/peachdalooza Music, Video Editing and Concept​ Polybrow https://polybrow.co.uk Check out our BTS videos: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsD6ojUnxI_hbSH_6fyARKVVO7_VAzQ1E&si=gauL25bPWg_CuN2e Listen on streaming services: Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/track/1xwb560bFiww0gaxZq0q8Y?si=a71eb158d9914e85 Thank you to Dapper Dog for writing a banger theme for Uncle Dane, that we referenced in this track: https://youtu.be/4l5qmoe9CNA ------------------------------------ my KoFi!: https://ko-fi.com/polybrow Vgen: https://vgen.co/polybrow Website: https://www.polybrow.co.uk/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/polybrow.co.uk Tumblr: https://polybrow.tumblr.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/polybrowmusic Twitter: https://twitter.com/polybrow Subreddit (why): https://www.reddit.com/r/polybrow/ ------------------------------------ LYRICS: Defense on Upward, it's looking like a roll last game's losses are taking a toll, so Build a defense that wont get you rekt, just Guarantee a level three with the Jag Effect But if that don't work, go with a battle engie loadout kritz me on the widowmaker, the round'll be a blowout but I swear to god I'll blow a short circuit that goddamn scout better not take my teleporter exit [CHORUS] You need a strong southern drawl to be a good gunslinger if you're gonna best a spy who has the dead ringer You're stuck on last and you don't have a plan then Ankle Dan is your sentry man a Builder keeps their Blueprints by their belt buckle To manifest the power of one thousand uncles If the enemy team knows how to play the game then Uncle Dane is your Engie Main [the engineer from tf2 yodels here] Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance... ...How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer...use a gun. And if that don't work... ...use more gun. [INSTRUMENTAL] [CHORUS] You need a strong southern drawl to be a good gunslinger if you're gonna best a spy who has the dead ringer You're stuck on last and you don't have a plan then Ankle Dan is your sentry man a Builder keeps their Blueprints by their belt buckle To manifest the power of one thousand uncles If the enemy team knows how to play the game then Uncle Dane is your Engie Main You need a strong southern drawl to be a good gunslinger if you're gonna best a spy who has the dead ringer You're stuck on last and you don't have a plan then Ankle Dan is your sentry man a Builder keeps their Blueprints by their belt buckle To manifest the power of one thousand uncles If the enemy team knows how to play the game then Uncle Dane is your Engie Main Well, guess that'll do!