パンツの歌。A Song of Panties.

Original feat. KAITO V3 straight~!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU ADORABLE PERVERT, YOUUUUUU~!!! Nah, he's not a pervert...usually. (And his birthday is the 17thhhhhh I must have published it exactly at midnight. Crap. Oh well. The date on the picture is right. *sighs*) But anyway~! I figured out I had gotten Yuuma's birthday wrong =A= it's April 25th, not October 19th or whatever I had thought-- that was his release date, I think, but apparently his BIRTHDAY is April 25th. Which means his is next!!! (Within the band Everyone, btw) ...You probably want the lyrics, right? Hahahaha 縞(しま)とか　ドットとか　Stripes, and dots-- 全部のパンツを大切(たいせつ)にしてる。I treasure ALL THE PANTIES. でもどうして男も　But why won’t anyone tell me パンツを履(は)いちゃ駄目(だめ)のか　Why men aren’t allowed なんで　　誰も　教えてくれないの？　To wear panties, too? う～　Ooh~ それだけじゃなくて　本当は　君のパンツも　大切にしてる　It's not just that, the truth is, I treasure your panties, too. 「二人だけ時に、本当に嬉しい・・・」と言いたいけど　“I'm really happy when it’s just the two of us...”　Or so I want to say。 でも　なんで　言える事は　パンツを　見せてくれないかってだけか？？　But why is the only thing I can say “Won’t you show me your panties”?? はあ。Aaah. マジで　君が　好きだよ。嘘じゃないのに、なんで　嘘のような音がする？ Seriously, I like you. Even though it’s not a lie, why does it sound like one? をお。Whoaa. リボンとか　チェッカーとか～！　Ribbon, and checkered~! 可愛(かわい)いパンツが　いっぱい　有るよ。There are a TON of cute panties, you know~! でもどうして男の　But why does men’s underwear 下着は　つまらない　色しか　ないの？　Only have boring colors? うううをうを～　Ooohwhoawhoa 俺が女に生まれたのにって。。。そうじゃないよ！ “If only I were born a woman”...That’s not it!! 分からない事は　なぜパンツを履いちゃ駄目の事だよ！The thing I don’t understand is why I can’t wear panties! でも俺の　誕生日(たんじょうび)に　君は　ケーキと　可愛い袋(ふくろ)を　持って来た。But, on my birthday, you brought cake and a cute bag. ああ。Aah. ｢はい、開けて。｣と　君　わらった。開けて、たくさん　パンツが　零れ落ちた！！！“Here, open it,” you laughed. I opened it, and a lot of panties spilled over and fell out!!! うわ～～～　Uwaaa~ あのさ、君は　俺の一番好きな　人だよ。You know, you’re my favorite person. だから、いつでも　俺のパンツを見たいなら、So, if whenever you wanna see my panties, 見せてあげるよ。 (=/////=)b　I’ll show them to you. As you can see, this is not meant to be a serious song at ALL. It's probably because I JUST wrote a serious song with Gaku-chan that this turned out so...yeah. I think men should be allowed to wear whatever they want underneath their clothes~! Even if it's nothing at all~!!!!!! Muahahahhahahahahaha~!!!! ...Ahem. Anyway, before this gets too out of hand, happy birthday, Kaito-kun, and if it's anyone else's birthday out there, happy birthday to you too, and know you share a birthday with one of the most gentlemanly men I know. (ppfffff lies) But the more I work with him, the more I love his voice, so there's that. Fare thee well, travelers~!