Pitchfork Inferno (It's Way Too Hot Outside) / Kasane Teto SV

had this idea at 3am and i made it real. sorry in advance lol あらかじめ、深くお詫び申し上げます…… www 僕の日本語は。。。ちょっとまずい OTL there won't be a full cover of this, sorry 完全版はリリースされません、ごめんね Original/Actual Good Version: Patchwork Staccato ツギハギスタッカート by toa とあ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Irc9NPCtk UST: Magi502 PV: Project Diva MegaMix (recorded by me) Lyrics/歌詞: Moonlit Star (me lol) Voicebank: Kasane Teto SV / 重音テトSV Lyrics/歌詞: It's just too fuckin' hot outside (外はマジでクソ暑いよ) Deep fried (まるで揚げられているみたいだ) Inside I feel distraught (心の中では、途方に暮れている) The fan I bought takes all my kilowatts (買った扇風機が電力を使い切ってしまう) By now, you'd think they'd figure out a way to fix the climate crisis, but oh well (気候変動の問題は解決されているはずだと思うだろうに) めっちゃ暑い (it's just way too hot) 本当にまずい (it's a seriously huge problem) 私の扇風機寒くありません (my fan doesn't even cool me down) 気候危機は解決されていません (the climate crisis isn't being dealt with) 残念 (too bad) Are we in hell? (地獄なのか？) No one can tell (誰にもわからない) It's too fucking hot to even breathe (クソ暑いから息をするのもつらい) 燃焼、炎、 (burning, fire) 地獄の？ (is this hell?) It's a shit-show (めちゃくちゃな状況だ) This fucking heat is gonna burn all of us to a crisp (この暑さでは、みんな焦げちまうぞ) You see, it's just too fucking hot outside today (今日は外はマジでクソ暑いよ) My tears evaporate into a cloud of steaming fog and rain (私の涙さえも蒸発してしまう) The kind that never fell (でも、雨は決して降らないだろう) The burning rays of sunlight (灼熱の太陽の光) That melt me with the pavement (私を舗道と一緒に溶かして) There's nowhere to dwell (行くところがない) I'm sick of sweating every single night and day (いつも汗をかいているのがうんざりだ) なんでこんなに暑いだな? (why is it so hot??) 覚えての夏ないは。。。 (this isn't like the summer weather I remember...) #kasaneteto #patchworkstaccato #重音テト #ツギハギスタッカート #parody