Boredom (Parody of Aura by GHOST)

This won the dare poll so.... I was actually reminiscing while writing the lyrics so that's why the lyrics toward the end reflect on me as a person. I tried to make it fancy for you. Vocals: Mai Mixing, Visuals, lyrics: Zyla Zo. New Lyrics: Rubbing the couch with my snot I scream for fun that we've been robbed And when they ask me why, I say "I'm bored can't you see?" And I found the best mayonnaise So I sat and ate for days Feeling bored, I scrape my knees and I do what I please I'm still bored so I wanderd outside Out of all the people, boredom finds me to strike And it came, the unexplained A leaf fell and shattered a fish's limb so he screamed, "MY LEG!" Crashed, Nintendo DS Some boys I like are in that game so I kept going until it crashed So I looked at my dark past Mortified by age old search history Drawings of fictional fights Covered in regretful lies Organized an index of broken dreams Finishing overdue tasks Threw ice in their buttcracks I'm feeling bored, don't ask