I tried making Hatsune Miku rap, but I don't know how to rap or rhyme [Vocaloid Rap] [CC]

I genuinely don't know how to rap or rhyme, or even make music! Bars, spitting, scatting, syllables, rhymes, what? I guess I can get away with this if I call it free stylin'? I still don't even know how to tune Miku or draw miku. (Also by golly does YT kill the volume, I need to figure out dB's and normalizing) _~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_ (Notes for future me, when I forget again) Anyway, now that I have a small break before I continue back into Fall semester and have zero free time again, this is what I pushed out of my spaghetti brain... Never actually made something that's longer than 10 seconds, so whaddaya know. I actually tried "mixing" and "eq'ing" this time around... But I'm not really sure what I should be listening for, so if this hurts your ears because I boosted certain frequencies too much, that's why. I know my ears hurt after a while. I may not know how to rap, but I do know how to tap to a (easy) beat. And that's mainly what the crappy rapping is based off of. Doesn't flow smoothly or sound natural though, but... eh. Doesn't help that I don't know how to write lyrics and writing has never been my strong suit in general. As for the lyrics, I kinda just... made monkey noises and mumbles until something remotely coherent came out. At the same time, I went with lyrics that slightly fit the mood of the instrumental. It didn't work too well... I don't even know what the rap is about. I was tempted to use Miku V4X/JP for this because of her clarity, since Miku V4/ENG slurs EVERYTHING and is muffled. But then typing out all the appropriate sounds is a pain, and then Miku would be rapping with a heavy Engrish accent. So I tossed that idea out. Doesn't matter too much because you can't even understand what Miku is saying haha. Manually tuning/pitch bending vocaloid rap to sound natural is an absolute pain, mostly because I have no idea how to do it. So I just went with a yolo attitude and did what I could. I've seen that Yamaha's Vocaloid and SynthV's software can actually automatically generate pitch bends to make the voice banks rap... Would've made my job easier.... At the same time I don't mess around with the other parameters enough to get a clean sound, so I need to mess around more. This actually isn't my first time tuning for rap, I've tried to make Miku rap the DK Rap (a long time ago) and I've made an attempt at Handlebars. I think I have SOME idea of what to do now, but it's still very trial and error for me. Watching other content creators' vocaloid rap covers where they show the software screen is the best I can do to understand the process. All in all, I think this took me like 3 or 4 days. Super slow as usual for me but still. Turns out when you have free time to do stuff, I can do stuff. Shocker. I really should learn some music theory, or just music in general. If I REALLY turn my brain off, I can kinda actually bop to this. Which is nice, if your dead. Rap? More like, this is crap! ~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~ (SearchEngineOptimization tests) talkloid. vocaloid rap hastune miku 初音ミク rap crap sh** オリジナル