GAL SHXXXT / ft. GUMI

This is my contribution to VOCALOID yuri, which my friend funyariqa (who is lesbian) described as being a starved field... I've had the Britney bug lately, and I wanted to combine my friend's desire for yuri music and my desire for more sleazy, clubby pop music. The end is result is probably the actual, honest to god, compositional and lyrical magnum opus of my career thus far. Oh, and heavy Gyaru theming because gyaru rocks lol Gyaru design by funyariqa on tumblr!! LYRICS ------------- GAL SHXXXT, GAL SHXXXT GAL SHXXXT, GAL SHXXXT GAL SHXXXT, GAL SHXXXT GAL SHXXXT... Look at me, rockin' with my press-ons Gotta get my tan on, gonna hit these city streets tonight My new blonde wig smells like fancy hairspray Lipstick the color of clay in my purse, let's ride Maybe I'll kiss a girl, maybe I'll rock her world Don't know what I'll do just yet Cause everyone knows life is brief, and having fun is never cheap But the funnest things to do are the things that get you (unh) (GIRLS!) I see you starin' (HEY!) Like what I'm wearing? (YES!) Oh, you're too sweet Now come on honeys, on your knees (GIRLS!) My minidress (HUH?) Simply the best (YEAH) Glad you agree My eyes are anywhere ya please Look at me, popping off in the club Hotter than a dry rub, be a menace up in this bitch I'm pulling baddies like a gashapon game Leave my lipstick on the chests of girls I kiss Go on, leave notions behind, take a step out of line I can tell I'm buying real estate up in your mind How about my pretty face? Come on, take a little taste Let's make a scene in Ni-choume There's no shame in going wild, even if it's just for a while Have you ever let a girl make you smile? And when we can't dance anymore, I'll drop everything to the floor That's just Gal Shxxxt to me, babe Tell me, have you ever seen a sweetie like me? Footloose and fancy-free, turning up like Namie Amuro My leopard print's made to stand out so fierce I'll make your boyfriend shed his tears with his pride in tow Maybe I'll drop it low, give the shorties a show Sorry boys, you're out of luck Cause now that the guys have had their turn, everyone is gonna learn That when some ladies see hot chicks, all they wanna do is (Ah) (GIRLS!) You wanna play? (YES) Got sumn' to say (WHAT?) Change your ringtone Direct your calls to answerphone (GIRLS!) My sexy bod's (OH?) A true hot rod (WOW!!) We're all alone So ride me to the danger zone Have you ever seen a woman like this? ID'd as a bad bitch, black platforms hitting the dance floor And every woman that I meet in the street Asks for the same thing, they always ask for more Go on, leave notions behind, take a step out of line I can tell I'm buying real estate up in your mind How about my pretty face? Come on, take a little taste Let's make a scene in Ni-choume There's no shame in going wild, even if it's just for a while Have you ever let a girl make you smile? And when we can't dance anymore, I'll drop everything to the floor That's just Gal Shxxxt to me, babe And if you like how I be living every day Throw your cares away-ay-ay-ay-ay, tell me what you say-ay-ay-ay-ay "Gal" is a state of mind, so you better lock in If ya don't then I will head on out, I don't got time to spend standin' around, oh Looks like the sun's coming up, almost time to wrap up It's too bad that you're lookin like you need a cup But maybe when you catch your sleep, you'll see me in your dreams I'll be your bedtime angel Baby, I can't guarantee that tomorrow you will see me But I promise I won't just leave you be Cause when the timing is just right, I'll get you all in my sight And start the party up again, yeah! Go on, leave notions behind, take a step out of line I can tell I'm buying real estate up in your mind How about my pretty face? Come on, take a little taste Let's make a scene in Ni-choume There's no shame in going wild, even if it's just for a while Have you ever let a girl make you smile? And when we can't dance anymore, I'll drop everything to the floor That's just Gal Shxxxt to me, babe ------------- Check me out on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-336527838 Follow my Twitter: https://x.com/funkyzukinmusic ...And my BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/funkyzukin.bsky.social Check out funyariqa!: https://www.tumblr.com/funyariqa Support my Bandcamp!: https://funkyzukin.bandcamp.com/ Contact: FunkyzukinMusic@gmail.com